A Discussion Forum: America’s Greatest Evil

by Dave Miller on October 22, 2012 · 47 comments

Besides the Boston Red Sox, who are an evil beyond dispute, what is America’s Greatest Evil?

A.  The Alabama Crimson Tide

2. Bill Belichick/New England Patriots.

Third. The existence of hockey.

Talk amongst yourselves.

1 Steve Martin October 22, 2012 at 8:13 pm

Hockey…evil!!!???

This L.A. fan knows it is a gift from the KING Himself.

Jesus is the best goalie ever…He really saves!!!!

2 RG October 22, 2012 at 8:43 pm

I’ve never met you Brother Dave, but I love you in the Lord!!! War Eagle!!!!

3 Bob Cleveland October 22, 2012 at 8:46 pm

Without a doubt, it’s M&M’s. I mean, did you ever try to peel one of’em?

4 Randall Cofield October 22, 2012 at 8:55 pm

Dave,

You missed it all around.

America’s Greatest Evil is the consistently biased, Democratic, left-wing Presidential Debate moderation that has characterized this election cycle….

And the Second Greatest Evil is like unto it…MSNBC.

5 Dave Miller October 22, 2012 at 8:59 pm

Not worse than the Crimson Crud.

6 David Tuten October 22, 2012 at 9:04 pm

I am proud to report that I was in Knoxville Saturday night to witness my team get a decisive win. The Pride of the Southland soundly defeated the Million Dollar band. (Proud UT band parent – can you tell?)

7 Bill Mac October 22, 2012 at 10:06 pm

Tuna Noodle Casserole

8 Bill Mac October 22, 2012 at 10:16 pm

Cornbread

9 Christiane October 22, 2012 at 10:57 pm

you guys just need the right recipes for TNC and CB (corn-bread) :)
Just ask. I’ll provide some winners for you.

Good stuff, cheap and healthy.

10 Ben Coleman October 24, 2012 at 1:45 pm

There’s always Garrison Keillor’s “Tuna Casserole” (sung to the tune of “Whispering Hope”). A complete recipe for Tuna Casserole, and a memorable tune, to boot.

And Bill, I’d be careful saying that about Tuna Casserole.

And how can a “Southern” Baptist possibly say that cornbread is evil?

11 Christiane October 24, 2012 at 2:06 pm

why BEN COLEMAN, you recall for us a true American Classic,
the performance AND the recipe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzyI_Hh8ufI

truly heavenly food! (my own recipe doesn’t even come close) :)

12 Ben Coleman October 24, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Hmmm. I meant to say:

And Bill, I’d be careful saying that about Tuna Casserole in the Midwest.

13 Doug Hibbard October 22, 2012 at 10:14 pm

Hockey, followed closely by professional basketball.

Big Ten Collegiate Athletics aren’t so much evil as just a sad situation. Like an old dog that you know needs put down, but you just can’t bring yourself to do it.

14 Dale Pugh October 22, 2012 at 10:21 pm

The whole BCS system that favors the entire SEC and it’s ridiculously overrated and unfairly touted teams.

15 volfan007 October 22, 2012 at 11:09 pm

Dale,

The only reason that the SEC is so prominant in the BCS is because the SEC rules football….and I mean, dominates it. When you have such a dominate conference, then of course, they will dominate the ratings.

The losses we have in the SEC is that we’re beating up on each other. Take the Vols, for example. The Big Orange is 3-4. Our 4 losses are all to top ranked teams….#1 Alabama #2 Gators #10 Georgia and #12 MS St. …..and the Vols beat North Carolina St. at the beginning of the season. But alas, we play in the SEC….so, we play tough, highly ranked teams week in and week out….

David

16 Dale Pugh October 23, 2012 at 1:46 am

I’ve finally figured it out….
S(atan’s) E(vil) C(onference)

17 volfan007 October 23, 2012 at 10:53 am

Boooooooooooooooooo! :)

18 Bob Cleveland October 23, 2012 at 12:42 pm

S(upremely) E(nvied) C(onference).

19 Greg Harvey October 23, 2012 at 4:32 pm

I agree with Bob. Which is why my school–Texas A&M–joined the SEC. Heh.

20 cb scott October 22, 2012 at 10:39 pm

It may be possible that the most evil thing in the world is a social worker who works for a Christian entity, but does not have any concept of a biblical worldview.

May God save the children from the snare of the Trapper…..and there are just so, so, many of them.

21 Jake Barker October 22, 2012 at 11:09 pm

I second that.

22 Dale Pugh October 23, 2012 at 1:27 am

Amen.

23 Bob Cleveland October 23, 2012 at 12:37 pm

I can personally attest to the fact that CB Scott is the Master of Understatement. When he wants to be.

Like this time.

24 cb scott October 23, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Bob,

Yep :-)

BTW, Just got back into GA. Call you later tonight.

25 volfan007 October 22, 2012 at 10:47 pm

Soccer

26 Jeremy Parks October 22, 2012 at 11:54 pm

My South American MKs are gonna head to your house and kick you…hard.

27 volfan007 October 23, 2012 at 12:07 am

Please ask them to have mercy on an old man, who grew up in the South. We all thought soccer was for….well, I cant say what with the threat of South American MK’s coming to kick me…..

:)

David

28 Dave Miller October 23, 2012 at 12:12 am

I’d pay money to see Worley running down the road with a phalanx of South American MKs chasing him.

29 volfan007 October 23, 2012 at 10:53 am

lol

30 Bob Cleveland October 23, 2012 at 12:39 pm

I’d pay money to see either one of you guys running.

31 John Fariss October 23, 2012 at 4:29 pm

I would pay to see that too. Otherwise, Dave, your #1 will get you excommunicated from the SBC faster than having a woman preacher or a practicing homosexual on staff. Me and CB will see to that. And if all else fails. . . CB, I still have my .45 Colt for use on molestors and other vermin, do you still have that rusty pocketknife that you gelded that stallion with?

John

32 Dave Miller October 23, 2012 at 4:44 pm

I am willing to suffer for the righteous task of standing in opposition to the evil Tide from Alabama.

33 Joe Blackmon October 23, 2012 at 5:19 pm

Hey Dave,

Congratulations on the Yankees making the postseason again this year. Great job. That’s what they’re paid to do, right?

34 Jess Alford October 22, 2012 at 11:13 pm

Canned biscuits and microwave ovens are the greatest evils.
I’m tired of a heat and eat, brown and serve, chill and pour world.

35 volfan007 October 22, 2012 at 11:22 pm

Jess,

For the love of Jimmy Dean, heat that oven up and cook real biscuits. Fry you some sausage, Man. And, you could cheat a little bit and use Jimmy Dean gravy mix….

Please, I’m very concerned about you. ;)

David

36 Christiane October 22, 2012 at 11:35 pm

he does need help :)

37 Chris Roberts October 23, 2012 at 1:15 am

Vienna sausages.

38 volfan007 October 23, 2012 at 10:54 am

Vienna? Is that in New York City?

David

39 Dale Pugh October 23, 2012 at 1:33 am

Genetically imposed high cholesterol on a man who is otherwise in great health and at optimal weight. And yet has to be careful not to eat certain things (like above mentioned Jimmy Dean sausage, biscuits, gravy, etc.) because his wife is watching his cholesterol more closely than he is. Though he should stress that she is not evil……..Just deeply concerned…..And sometimes naggy about his cholesterol……But I didn’t say that…….

40 Jason October 23, 2012 at 9:01 am

LSU and the prosperity gospel–in that order!

41 John Wallace October 23, 2012 at 1:01 pm

As usual, Dave is trying to distract us from the Yankees’ ALCS meltdown.

42 Dave Miller October 23, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Just trying to distract myself.

43 Greg Harvey October 23, 2012 at 4:35 pm

With great despair and disappointment–since my Rangers eliminated themselves–I will celebrate and support Miguel Cabrera in his career year as he tries to tack on a WS championship to an already stellar Triple Crown and likely MVP. I actually hope he performs well in the WS (i.e. NOT like A-Rod would have done…take THAT Miller) and he also earns the WS MVP for a Quintuple Crown.

44 Jess Alford October 23, 2012 at 6:49 pm

Another great evil in this country would be cornflakes with Ranch dressing.

45 Frank L. October 24, 2012 at 5:21 pm

People who cannot outline properly.

46 Dave Miller October 24, 2012 at 6:19 pm

I. What are you talking about?

A. I don’t understand.

1. It makes no sense.

a. You must be kidding.

47 Frank L. October 24, 2012 at 6:38 pm

It’s good to:
a. have a cup of coffee with a friend;
II. have a cup of coffee with an enemy and stick them with the bill; and 3. have a chuckle at least once a day.

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