A Pre-SBC Sale: An Offer You Can’t Resist!
About Dave Miller
Dave Miller is the senior pastor of Southern Hills Baptist Church in Sioux City, Iowa, and editor of SBC Voices. He served as President of the 2017 SBC Pastors’ Conference. He is a graduate of Palm Beach Atlantic and SWBTS. He has pastored churches in Florida, Virginia, and Iowa. Twitter
Commence eye-rolling maneuver in 5…4…3…2…1
Mmmmm…smells like…Geneva!
“A fragrance that brings grace to any occasion”
What? Nothing for women elect? 🙂
Perhaps your delightful presence is a sweet fragrance without any assistance?
It’s just us stinky preachers that need help.
I resisted buying this, and went with Brut, instead.
David
Brut works well on totally depraved brutes.
Their old slogan used to be “the essence of man,” so I suppose it would be apropos. I tried to resist commenting on this thread, but it eventually proved irresistible.
This is what I expect from Semi-Doubledayan Yankees fans.
Yikes.
Sorry guys that doesn’t pass the sniff test; Hi Karate …a little blend I found in the 1960’s. 🙂
Olson’s blog has a Father’s Day special … Aramis-meninian on sale — two for one. Very strong at first but the fragrance has no perseverance.
🙂
That was almost worth a smiley face.
Almost.
🙂
(Comment edited and fixed by sub-moderator with a death wish)
On the other hand, I suppose this Irresistible Grace stuff gives you that once bathed, always bathed fragrance. 😀
Edit: Now my comment looks suspicious with its own smiley. I don’t know who smileyed Dave, I just know it wasn’t me.
Isn’t this an after-shave, so that once shaved, always shaved?
Oh, this is getting worse.
🙂
I did that joke on the April Fool’s Day thread about the Calvinists and facial hair, so I didn’t dare try it again. 😛
However, Calvinists would resist using it as aftershave, since Dave demonstrated that they tend to not shave as much. That is a real conundrum right there.
Someone is going to suffer.
For those with uncommon scents, it smells like a tulip.
The fragrance that chooses you.
That’s a good one, RK.
“Christ loved us and gave himself up for us as a fragrant offering and sacrifice to God.”
Yep.
I am upset. I went to Southern to buy a bottle of this fragrance and was denied because my name was not on the list. Is it true that some who apply this fragrance have a tendency of thinking that they are the only ones special enough to wear it and those who don’t believe that it is necessary to wear the same fragrance just do not know what they are talking about. Just punning, great blog.
One bottle per person…..Limited Quantities available!
The good news is that the manufacturer already knows who will buy one and has has made enough for all of those. But the sales people don’t have a clue who will buy and who won’t. So the offer is made to everyone and no one will be turned away, but there will be no surplus.
Commercial for Superbowl “Is your cologne not potent enough to keep the smell of depravity away? Are you feeling insecure? Then choose Irresistible Grace! It’s guaranteed by the Blood of God’s Son. Never stink like a sinner again.”