After much contemplation and conspiration with a man typically known only by his initials, a hostile takeover of SBC Voices is being effected at this moment and the blog will hereafter be known not as SBC Voices but as SEC Voices.
This change will result in a few visible differences around here:
#1. No more space wasted on nonsense like the New York Yankees.
#2. All contributors will be expected to change their avatars to represent mascots declaring their allegiance to appropriate organizations.
#3. No more discussing Joel Osteen unless he moves from Houston to College Station..
#4. No more space wasted on nonsense like the New York Yankees.
#5. There will be no unnecessary allegiance to Nashville. Not until Vanderbilt becomes something other than a punchline at the Punch Bowl.
#6. Calvinism discussions will focus on whether or not the officials are trying too hard for one team or another.
#7. Any discussions of the BCS will focus on figuring out who the second-best team in the nation is.
#8. The “Top Commentators” section will now be called the “High on the Hog” list.
#9. Discussions of worship styles will be about whether or not to have the band sit or march during the service.
#10. No more space wasted on the New York Yankees.
#11. More effort will be given to building 100,000+ seat sanctuaries with luxury boxes.
#12. We will sort out any forms of doctrinal dispute by having well-paid volunteers run around for an hour, running into each other. And brick walls.
#13. Even when we lose an argument, we’ll just claim that it was one of our ‘lesser teams’ to maintain our air of superiority.
#14. Running a multi-part series to make a point will be referred to as “style points” or “quality wins.”
#15. No more space wasted on the New York Yankees.
So, welcome, one and all, to the new blog, SECVoices. Pay no attention to the Big 10 or 12 who want to stop it.
