In a surprise announcement today, NAMB President Kevin Ezell announced that he will be hosting a symposium for bloggers at 9:30 PM on Monday, June 13, at the Fat Chance Cafe two blocks east of the main entrance to the Convention Center in Phoenix. All active Baptist bloggers are invited to join Ezell for dessert and discussion. The cost will be $10, though bloggers who have bathed and put on real clothes for the session will be given a $3 discount.
The following topics will be discussed during the symposium:
- Stacy London and Clinton Kelly from TLC’s “What Not to Wear” will present “From Housecoats to High Fashion.”
- Mike Holmes, from “Holmes Inspection” will speak on “Making Basement Living Fun.”
- Then, Ezell will close the night with a passionate missional speech, “Developing Passion for the CP and Annie.”
It should be a great night of fellowship for us all.
oKAY….NOW we’re gonna have to have a poll to vote for the funniest April Fool’s post today. toooo funny. my favorite thus far. ha ha ha. and I really love the Ascol one, too. oh my…which to vote for. selahV
On a serious note, though, supposedly “The Donald” has paid big bucks for the original Obama birth certificate in a private auction bid against the Smithsonian Institute.
Following the speech on “Developing a Passion for the CP and Annie” there will be a love offering to support a specifically targeted church planting effort.
Sarcasm alert!
I will now, at whatever cost, be in Phoenix that day.
It should be worth it.
I’ll be there in my house coat and slippers!
Dave,
You do realize that all of us bloggers need to be in house coats and slippers for the NAMB report.
🙂
Tim
i was actually considering that, Tim. It seems like the right thing to do.