Ergun Caner had a pretty funny series of tweets today about the expected but unfulfilled apocalypse.
Wow, heaven is beautiful. Sorry this took so long. Should’ve known ATT has no service in heaven. Hell has 4 bars tho-
WAIT! Where’d everybody go? Oh man…now I gotta fight Nicolae Carpathia…
Today at 6pm, we need a whole bunch of you to go outside and BLOW A TRUMPET really loud. Atheists will scream! #Rapture2011
Saturday, May 21, 2011. Ok, it is now 1:04am- See?? I told you nothing was going to ha
Tomorrow- leave an old pairs of shoes on the sidewalk next to some clothes. Skeptics will FREAK OUT! #Rapture2011
FACT: All Godly churches have some CRAZY members! In fact, the Brighter the light, the more BUGS it attracts!
Evidently Apocalypse 2011 was a bust. Maybe tomorrow. Or the next day.