Ergun Caner had a pretty funny series of tweets today about the expected but unfulfilled apocalypse.
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Wow, heaven is beautiful. Sorry this took so long. Should’ve known ATT has no service in heaven. Hell has 4 bars tho-
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WAIT! Where’d everybody go? Oh man…now I gotta fight Nicolae Carpathia…
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Today at 6pm, we need a whole bunch of you to go outside and BLOW A TRUMPET really loud. Atheists will scream! #Rapture2011
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Saturday, May 21, 2011. Ok, it is now 1:04am- See?? I told you nothing was going to ha
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Tomorrow- leave an old pairs of shoes on the sidewalk next to some clothes. Skeptics will FREAK OUT! #Rapture2011
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FACT: All Godly churches have some CRAZY members! In fact, the Brighter the light, the more BUGS it attracts!
Evidently Apocalypse 2011 was a bust. Maybe tomorrow. Or the next day.
Even those who aren’t big Caner fans have to admit he had some pretty good ones there.
Is this what passes for Christian leadership and example these days? I have been somewhat ambivalent about EC but conclude here that perhaps his calling is entertainment.
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Caner always was a better comedian than he was a theologian… His comic timing is better than his honesty.
Squirrel
P.S. I dwell in a tree, not a cave…
Let’s keep this one light-hearted, tree-dwellers.
Well, after very little thought, I can see how the Calvinists feel mis-tweeted.
Christiane,
That made me smile 🙂
Squirrel
Hilarious.
THAT is how you do humorous tweets.
Well done.
Yep. Funny and no one is belittled in the process.
I especially liked the one about blowing the trumpets.
I think they would be funnier without the recent scandal.
The kids and I went outside and jumped several times, just in case. The wife didn’t join us…infidel.
Skeptics abound.
First time I have read anything that Caner has written himself.
These are good tweets. Very clever.
Christiane:
Nicely done!