Ergun Caner had a pretty funny series of tweets today about the expected but unfulfilled apocalypse.
erguncaner Ergun Mehmet Caner
Wow, heaven is beautiful. Sorry this took so long. Should’ve known ATT has no service in heaven. Hell has 4 bars tho-
erguncaner Ergun Mehmet Caner
WAIT! Where’d everybody go? Oh man…now I gotta fight Nicolae Carpathia…
erguncaner Ergun Mehmet Caner
Today at 6pm, we need a whole bunch of you to go outside and BLOW A TRUMPET really loud. Atheists will scream! #Rapture2011
erguncaner Ergun Mehmet Caner
Saturday, May 21, 2011. Ok, it is now 1:04am- See?? I told you nothing was going to ha
erguncaner Ergun Mehmet Caner
Tomorrow- leave an old pairs of shoes on the sidewalk next to some clothes. Skeptics will FREAK OUT! #Rapture2011
»
erguncaner Ergun Mehmet Caner
FACT: All Godly churches have some CRAZY members! In fact, the Brighter the light, the more BUGS it attracts!
Evidently Apocalypse 2011 was a bust. Maybe tomorrow. Or the next day.
