The Baptists are coming- Don’t be scared
The Baptists are coming- I hope you’re prepared
The Baptists are coming- We won’t stay long
The Baptists are coming- You better hold on!
You’ve heard a lot about us, but now you get to see
The chicken fryin’, gospel cryin’, SBC
Led at the head by a man named Luter
He’s a fast preachin’ , people reachin’
Real straight shooter.
Who we are and what we do
Might come as a big surprise to you.
We don’t handle snakes, we don’t hate people
Our women wear pants & we count them equal.
We believe in the Scripture and the fall of man
We believe Christ died & He rose again
We believe everyone is in need of grace
We believe there is hope for the human race.
Just to keep it real, we’re stronger in the South
A church on every corner in some of our towns
But we’re doing our best to make a change
We’re sending missionaries to the northern states.
They may speak with a twang & drink sweet tea
But they’re compelled with a love for humanity
So Baltimore, here we come
We got our wife, our kids and a few deacons
We’re gonna ride in your cabs, stay at your inns
Eat at your diners and leave big tips
I hope when we’re gone and you think about us
You’ll be convinced that the way is through Jesus!
The Baptists are coming- Don’t be scared
The Baptists are coming- I hope you’re prepared
The Baptists are coming- We won’t stay long
The Baptists are coming- You better hold on!