Jupiter and Saturn have passed alignment but the stars in the heavens may or may not align Georgia republicans Purdue and Loeffler.
Will the solar system survive the election of two more Dems to the senate? The galaxy? The universe? Humanity and huwomanity? BBQ grilling? Gas lawnmowers? Sweet tea?
Hundreds of millions of dollars are flooding into my fair state, Georgia, on both sides of the race for the two senate positions. I estimate that before it’s over, and the election is nine days off, hundreds of dollars will be spent just on yours truly, a Georgia citizen and voter. This mail costs big bucks.
I have received 45 pieces of mail to date not counting political mail my wife throws away if she gets to it first. The pieces are all anti-democrat and pro-republican. I’m targeted, brethren, but I’m hunkered down for the duration.
Here are some interesting ones:
Dear William, I prayed for you today, that you will vote to uphold God’s truth on 1/5/21. Blessings, Tommy _____”
This was a hand-written postcard. Shameless appeal to the religious voter. God presumed to be a Republican. Maybe Baptist minister and pastor, Rafael Warnock, the Democrat candidate would be insulted. He’s already admitted to eating pizza with a fork. Probably drinks Pepsi, not Coca Cola.
You worked hard for your MediCare benefits. Radical Jon Ossoff supports cutting them.
Georgia gun owner’s can’t afford it.
The radical dems are coming for my guns.
Home Alone 2021, Locked down in Georgia
Blatant appeal to, I dunno, dumb kids and parents. I hated that movie.
Raphael Warnock & Jon Ossoff’s agenda isn’t just anti-military…it’s anti American.
Public records of who votes in the January 5th election are being studied by university professors.
So? I’m at risk as a data point for some pointy-headed lib prof?
Be aware! Researchers are studying turnout in your neighborhood.
Most of your neighbors have already voted!
Make your list and check it twice!
Santa, the Republican, I suppose.
My favorite: Here’s a WHOPPER: Democrats will BAN hamburgers.
I don’t like Whoppers, a revolting, disgusting concoction of greasy beef and other stuff. I’ll go with greasy Chick-fil-A, thank you. I like a Hardee’s burg occasionally. But, you can have my hamburgers when you pry my cold dead, arterially sclerotic hands off of them. Come after the McRib and I’ll never forgive the Dems.
Blank check to Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. Just fill in your family budget.
Picture of Warnock, Ossoff, Chuck and AOC in baseball uniforms with the red stars of the China flag. Sweet.
Well, nothing is off limits. There may yet be buttons to push, maybe the Dems will come after your choice of mayonnaise (I like Hellmann’s) or get into the sage or no sage controversy on cornbread dressing (I’m ambivalent) or take a gratuitous shot at the hapless Atlanta Falcons (it can’t get worse).
Nine days to do.
I already voted. Lay off my mailbox.
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And baseball hall of famer, knuckleball pitcher Phil Niekro died today. I’m rather sad. He won twenty or more games three times. Lost twenty in a season, twice. Only Cy Young and one Pud Galvin (whose last MLB season was 1892) pitched more innings than Niekro. Kids like me goofed off throwing knuckleballs on the sidelines because of Niekro. RIP.
