I realized this morning during Sunday School that I had a very small split in my trousers. I thought I was good to go.
After our second service (where I stood at the front with my back to the crowd the whole time) I realized my pants were split pretty much all the way. I’m not sure how much of myself I exposed to my congregation this morning, but I don’t think even Lydia or Rick are looking for that type of transparency in leadership.
I really wish I’d worn the Spiderman suit.
I will now strive to get that mental image out of my head.
Yikes.
I may need therapy.
Best SBCvoices post ever.
I feel violated!
Ah .. so you got behind in your rent?
Dave,
I can barely compose a crack before the bottom drops out and I turn the other cheek. Is this what they mean by “Northern Exposure?”
Rick
I’m banning you from Voices forever.
Sorry about the church split. Hope you get to the bottom of it.
Rick,
🙂
David
Plz tell me you were wearing your superhero underroos.
Psychiatric Help: 5 cents please
The Doctor is in
Advice: you will survive this episode, DAVID, it could have been a broken zipper, so look at the bright side . . . in the meantime, here is some
PRACTICAL HELP:
http://www.churchsupplywarehouse.com/catalog_product.asp_Q_categoryId_E_43_A_subcategoryId_E_70_A_categoryItemId_E_884_A_Pulpit_Robe_Black_E_Pulpit_Robe_Black
and try the Dukan Diet (after you see your doctor)
David, that spider suit has got to go . . .
Well, as long as you didn’t go with an unfurnished basement for maximum comfort and you didn’t wear your “Kiss my grits” boxers, you are probably safe. 🙂
Dave, Could you manage to rip open the sealed records while you are at it?
Listen, I feel your pain. I have my own embarassing event never to be forgotten…wearing a wireless mic I forgot to turn off when I went to the restroom only to return to a room full of people rolling on the floor….
As a wise philosopher once said, “you got to put your behind in the past.”
Dave,
Love beareth all …
Man I’ve had a few people show their rear in a business meeting.
I just wish I hadn’t gone commando this morning.
Was that inappropriate?
For the record, I asked around tonight, and evidently, the problem remained smaller at church and must have widened over lunch. I guess I’m going to keep my job for now.
However, there are rumors of a full moon in Sioux City tonight.
At least you didn’t wear the underpants with the little rocket ships.
http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1987/04/07
Small mercies.
One time, I went to visit some prospects, and they had one of those couches that just swallow you up…I mean, one of those couches where you just cant get up. Well, right when I sat down, my pants ripped…bad….blew wide open! The people I was visiting eye’s went wide open…jaws dropped.
Well, I did the only thing I thought you could do at a moment like that. I clumsily tried to crawl out of that couch…told the people that I hoped they’d visit our church again…and said bye….getting out of that house as fast as I could.
Needless to say, they never came back to our Church! lol
David
Vol,
This is one of the few times I can post LOL when I actually did laugh out load.
John,
🙂
David
It may be a good time to ask for a raise.
I had something similar happen with a pair of old cargo pants while teaching youth Sunday School a few years back.. I knew there was a tear, that it was bad, and that no one could see it from where I was standing but I pretty much couldn’t move from that point on til the lesson was done. Luckily I lived close enough to the church to drive home and change pants during the time between SS and worship service.
Would you call it a “Wardrobe Malfunction”?
It’s a new day. Put your behind in your past!
A single roll of Duck Tape – the grey stuff – will keep everything going a while longer – car, pants, tents , even soles on boots that want to peel off – and it’s cheap !
Every minister, I suspect has his days of embarrassment. I use to wonder why many of the old time preachers wore double breasted coats. Well, if one thinks about it, the reason is obvious.