Thanks to Matt Privett’s comment on my SBC predictions for this post idea. Name five things that will not happen at the Louisville SBC annual meeting.
#1 There will be no tailgaters. Although I had a good plan, my pastor shot me down on this one. Maybe in Orlando.
#2 There will be no challenge for SBC president, although Wiley might get put up just for laughs.
#3 Cornhole will not be adopted as the official sport of the SBC pastor’s conference, although Boyce College hackers may attempt to get this video played during the alter call.
#4 Les Puryear will enjoy being a small church pastor, rather than being a SBC presidential candidate.
#5 Ed Stetzer will tweet 953 times in 3 days, his real friends will consider an intervention.
# Bonus: Susan Boyle will not be singing a WMU fundraiser at the convention, despite rumors.
