…that he is the wittiest person in the SBC. To wit:
He also relayed a bit of humor amid the ordeal:
May 1: “Had a Christian nurse, a mainline Christian nurse and a Syrian doctor. It was an interesting conversation.”
May 1: “Going home [after the biopsy]. Trying to convince Jenni the doctor ordered stop at Mr Stirfry but she ain’t buying it.”
May 3: “The hospital turned down my request to live-tweet the surgery today. Some nonsense about general anesthesia making that a bad choice.”
May 4: “Based on the pain I am experiencing, I have made the decision to never have my spleen and gallbladder removed again.”
I recommend that during his convalescence that he start up a mail order business to impart some of his humor to humorless Southern Baptists. There is a vast market for it.