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Week in Review: It’s all about Bowls

December 9, 2019 by Tony Jones

It’s time for the week in review.

Is this the third?

Or maybe it’s two.

What happened this week in Southern Baptist life?

There was no fussing, no cussing, no strife.

Paige Patterson authored a letter,

That doesn’t make him look any better.

Maybe he thought no one would see

How he questioned Luter’s views of inerrancy.

But now there’s another stain on his legacy..

Someone should have taught him about brevity..

My daughter had to bury her fish at sea.

I should’ve broke the news to her better,

Maybe in a card, a tweet, or a letter.

Then there’s the credentials convocation,.

They can conduct an investigation.

Into a church

Who has besmirched

The SBC name

Cause they ignored a claim

CP is up to a ten year high.

All is so calm and all is so bright.

Oklahoma has made at least the top four

But an SEC team will show them the door.

They cannot beat the SEC 

When coached by a man named Lincoln Riley.

Let’s all welcome Bama to The Outback Bowl

Go on and say it, “Roll Tide Roll.”.

It’s been a great week

But if it’s real fun you seek

Follow me to the Allstate, Tostitos, Helicopter, Farmers Insurance, Jamaica, Weed Whacker, Sharpie, Keep America Great Bowl.

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About Tony Jones

Tony is the pastor of First Baptist Church, Rich Hill, Missouri. He is husband to Stephanie and father of 5. He is a graduate of Ouachita Baptist University and currently working on his MDiv. from SWBTS.

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