It’s time for the week in review.
Is this the third?
Or maybe it’s two.
What happened this week in Southern Baptist life?
There was no fussing, no cussing, no strife.
Paige Patterson authored a letter,
That doesn’t make him look any better.
Maybe he thought no one would see
How he questioned Luter’s views of inerrancy.
But now there’s another stain on his legacy..
Someone should have taught him about brevity..
My daughter had to bury her fish at sea.
I should’ve broke the news to her better,
Maybe in a card, a tweet, or a letter.
Then there’s the credentials convocation,.
They can conduct an investigation.
Into a church
Who has besmirched
The SBC name
Cause they ignored a claim
CP is up to a ten year high.
All is so calm and all is so bright.
Oklahoma has made at least the top four
But an SEC team will show them the door.
They cannot beat the SEC
When coached by a man named Lincoln Riley.
Let’s all welcome Bama to The Outback Bowl
Go on and say it, “Roll Tide Roll.”.
It’s been a great week
But if it’s real fun you seek
Follow me to the Allstate, Tostitos, Helicopter, Farmers Insurance, Jamaica, Weed Whacker, Sharpie, Keep America Great Bowl.