A friend gave me a coffee table book about church signs. I thought I might share some that caught my attention.
Inspirational
- For Hope—Worship with Us; We Have a Real One
- Be a Fountain, Not a Drain
- There’s a Mighty Go in Gospel
- The Mind Grows by Taking in, But the Heart Grows by Giving Out
- God Grades on the Cross, Not the Curve
- If God Had a Refrigerator, Your Picture Would Be on It
Clever
- Come Inside for Free Faith Lift
- God Wants Full Custody, Not Just a Weekend Visit
- Psalms Read Here
- Visitors Welcome—Members Expected
- God: Let’s Meet at My House Before the Game
- Forecast: The Son Will Shine Forever
- A Bible That’s Falling Apart Often Belongs to Someone Who Isn’t
Thought Provoking
- Character Is How You Treat Those Who Can Do Nothing for You
- Practice Makes Perfect; Be Careful What You Practice
- Every Home Is a School. What Do You Teach?
- If You Don’t Like the Way You Were Born, Try Being Born Again
- God: About My Book; There Will Be a Test
- Never Put a Question Mark Where God Puts a Period
Funny
- Sunday’s Sermon: The Reality of Hell; Come Early and Hear Our Choir
- Don’t Give Up; Moses Was Once a Basket Case
- When It Comes to Giving, Some People Stop at Nothing
- Tithe If You Love Jesus; Anyone Can Honk
- Blessed Are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape
I believe the last sign was meant for missionaries. Well, do you have a favorite sign-saying that you would like to share?
