Lot’s Lament: A New Take on the Direct TV Commercials (Gen 13, 19)

When you trust in wealth more than God, you move to a wealthy wicked city.
When you move to a wealthy, wicked city, you don’t quite fit in.
When you don’t quite fit in, people want to molest your house guests.
When people want to molest your house guests, God destroys your city with sulfur and fire.
When God destroys your city with sulfur and fire, your daughters think it’s the end of the world.
When your daughters think it’s the end of the world, they seduce you into siring your own grandchildren.